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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
TEAM BARKING CHIRP BRINGS MAGIC AND MAYHEM OF THE INDIANAPOLIS MOTOR SPEEDWAY INFIELD TO CRAWFORDSVILLE ROAD
Team Makes Record Start during 91st Running of Indianapolis 500 Mile Race
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SPEEDWAY, IN (June 4, 2007) - Team Barking Chirp, "The Best Damn Team Without a Car," continued to build upon its dynasty of destruction and offensions during the 91 st running of the Greatest Spectacle in Racing and Memorial Day Classic, the Indianapolis 500.
Highlights of the race weekend included many crude acts, but one thing became evident by the first hours of setting up shop in Speedway - this would be the year of the chirp.
"You know it will be a good 500 weekend when the Speedway police have a chat with you after being on the ground a mere 50 minutes," remarked Bob "4-Finger" Hengel, Director of Vendor Relations and ex-Director of Web Presence. Hengel is a member of the "Original Five" and has been attending the 500 since 2002.
While Team Barking Chirp has been participating in the IRL circuit for six total seasons, the 91st Running of the famed 500 was byfar the wildest experience to date. From the infamous Froggy being released from the penitentiary for the race festivities to the official TBC Race Hog cruising the streets of Speedway, Team Barking Chirp proved once again why they are the "Best Damn Team Without a Car."
Team officiality reached an all-time high this year as well, with many TBC fans and onlookers pondering when TBC Racing will field a car.
"While I'm sure the Sleeper or Zing-Ding could surpass the driving skills of that lame Milka Dunno, to have a car in the race would disappoint loyal TBC fans worldwide," responded Jeff "NAFTA" Dub, Team Therapist and Director of Track Relations. "That would require far too much sobriety, a lifestyle the team will never subscribe to."
The 2007 contingent of TBC members in attendance was as unflappable as any of the past five years, with a record three rookie members making their debut in Speedway and each bringing their own sense of style and panache.
From K$'s chants of "Let's race some f*@ckin'" cars and undeniable sense of Speedway style, to the Sea Captain's dedication to the care and feeding of the lovely Ms. CiCi, to Vic's ability to drive the ship to port, this year's Blue Chip Recruits all earned legendary status within the history books of the team.
Race day was no less exciting as the team cheered on every driver from their beloved Turn Three, amongst the throngs of drunken rednecks and speed-crazed college girls.
"I am afraid that the Indy has done irreversible damage to my body and for that all I can say is thank you," added Sea Captain Hess, Director of Nautical Provisioning. "It is a very humbling experience realizing that a simple asphalt oval can have such an overwhelming effect on ones life."
Vital Statistics from the Team Barking Chirp 2007 INDY 500 Showcase
Check back to www.teambarkingchirp.com early and often for photos and videos of this year's Showcase. The next official Team Barking Chirp event will be held on Saturday, August 11, at the legendary Road America Raceway in Elkart Lake, WI, for the Champ Car World Series. The team is currently taking applications for the 92nd running of the Indianapolis 500 as well.
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- Ike
Captain, Team Barking Chirp
"The Best Damn Team Without a Car"